Punish Me Preacher Daddy - Jenevieve DeBeers - review

7:00 pm 9 September 2013

I picked this free book up on a lark. The writing is like a B porn flick. It's taboo in the "incest" factor mixing it up with a religious figure. Read at your own risk. It's meant to be funny, not sacrilegious. This story is amusing with the dialog. Here are some gems which make me either snicker or roll my eyes.

From dear Preacher Daddy who fucks momma every night and makes her scream. Cuz momma's a screamer! This is Preacher Daddy making sure Cadence, his stepdaughter learns her lesson.

"Bend over, Cadence. It's time you got what you so richly deserve. It's time I treat you like the harlot you're determined to be." (location 100)

"Cadence, you've gone beyond naughty. You are a wicked, man-tempting harlot of the first order. I cannot allow you to get away unpunished for such wicked behavior," he said. (location 106)

"The Devil's own pussy[in reference to Cadence]." (location 129)

At which point we have a very contrite Cadence. *rolls eyes*

"Deep, hard punishment. Fuck it in the name of Jesus, Preacher Daddy!" (location 131)

"Oh, Jesus, save me from my sinful ways!" I [Cadence] cried. "Help my Preacher Daddy fuck the sin right out of me!" (location 138)

It took longer than ever for him to get all the way inside me, but when he did it was glorious. The Gates of Heaven opened and the angels sang as he slowly increased the speed he fucked me. (location 140)

So, what exactly is "longer than ever"? Is this a phrase people use? I think Ms. DeBeers missed a comma there. It should be between did and it.

And finally, let us all end in a prayer for Cadence's soul. Will she receive the spanking redemption she's searching for?

"Punish me, Preacher Daddy! Spank that ass," I [Cadence] cried. "Fuck me to redemption!" (location 161)

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